Lunch and Other Obscenities by Rheanna

This fanfic tells the story of Nyota Uhura's first year of interactions with her with her bright-green roommate at Starfleet Academy whose homeworld taboos are different than Uhura’s. It is 9473 words long and has received 537 comments on the author's LiveJournal account: http://rheanna27.livejournal.com/110953.html

The author also archived it a personal site: http://www.goldenmaze.com/lunch.htm

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112I just bet they have,



120doing









137disgusting



145masticator

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220Yes222but I bet it doesn't have any recipe books.









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283Fine285Be like that.











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392met











412The Kiss

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645Vulcans

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681I was wondering if he was okay

















































































804depraved































854nice

859Carolina 

864sucks



871("Or the lack of something, perhaps.")









887again











907seriously







919~One Week Later~







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986totally